David Tazzyman

Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too! A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog! When gorillas are full of bananas They don't just go to the loo. They swing from their nest, They beat on their chest, And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!! But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet? Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!

Stewartovci strávia slnečný, mrazivý decembrový deň v londýnskej zoo, kde ich očarí malý tučniak. Imogen a Arthura poteší, keď mama vyhlási, že tučniačik ich môže navštíviť, kedykoľvek bude chcieť. Ani jeden z nich však nečaká, že sa tučniak v ten večer objaví pred ich dverami – a na chrbte má batoh s menovkou Einstein. Nový rodinný priateľ pomáha Arthurovi vyjsť z ulity a podporuje Imogen v jej amatérskej detektívnej záľube. Einstein u nich však nemôže zostať navždy... alebo áno?

She says 'I've worked so hard for years and I deserve a rest!'As she scribbles with crayons and pours custard down her dress,She's dangling from the banister with her head upside-down!Does your Mum do this?Help! My Mum's growing DOWN!Mum is a gamer, a party animal and a free spirit making life hard work for her nine year old son. These poems are a glimpse into their parent child relationship; their antics and adventures. The poems are bold, brave, funny and some - very moving. This collection shows just how funny, rude and naughty mums can be! It's Dahl meets Dr Seuss meets Colin McNaughton with a sprinkling of Absolutely Fabulous.