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Shell-shocked from a night of everlasting labour, Sheryl cannot muster a “coo” let alone feel anything. Will she find her maternal mojo again? Sheryl and Steven have always longed for a baby. But nine months of yoga doesn’t guarantee a smooth birth, and Sheryl returns home with the maternal feelings of a clay brick. Steven tries to reassure her, but living next door to a mother as critical as a gymnastics judge has squashed Sheryl's confidence. She can’t even get up in the morning, let along decide on a name for her daughter. Steven finds a home, miles from anywhere, and persuades Sheryl it's for the best. However, a modern kitchen doesn’t take away the guilt Sheryl feels for ripping the baby away from her grandmother as ruthlessly as a wax job. Sheryl retreats into the lost teenager of her past until, that is, her mother needs her help. Will helping her mother bring out Sheryl’s maternal instincts or squash her like yesterday’s tomato?Three Angry Women And A Baby is the fourth book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like real-life sagas that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing and Beyond series. Buy Three Angry Women And A Baby today to watch Sheryl shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.

Heather the builder who everyone loves has a past she’s kept hidden. Her ex however has other ideas. Will he spill the beans?Heather has a dream to create her own business. She even has a partner and their first big gig which should set them on the DIY map of Argyll.But Argyll is a small place where everyone knows everyone including her ex, a builder who spreads gossip quicker than a muck spreader.However, when her first ‘big’ job slaps her back into the past, Heather is forced to face the un-face-able. A woman scorned, cheated on, and tossed aside like an empty crisp packet. Not an easy thing to do with the ex lurking about…claiming Heather doesn’t know a hammer from a screwdriver.Will Heather let her past rule her head or will she lift herself up by her took kit and become the builder she always dreamed of?The real Story Of “O” is the fifth book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like real-life sagas that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing and Beyond series.

Planet Hy Man’s energy is running on empty and earth is their only hope. The only problem is, no one wants to go there.  Mex is ready to hang up her catsuit and watch the galaxy pass by.  But when she is ordered to save Planet Hy Man or kiss her pension goodbye, she has no choice but to don her leathers and head to Scotland.With no idea what the Scot’s are saying let alone what a latte is, Mex combs Glasgow. Confused, disoriented, and with a growing love for vodka she hits a mind-blowing obstacle that knocks her for six… Legless; an ancient man as elusive as the proverbial car keys has the formula. She thought he’d died decades ago, back in the days when phones were anything but mobile and TV screens were anything but flat.Will Mex find him in time and if she does, will he be too Scottish to understand?Rebel Without A Clue is the quirky first book in the Planet Hy Man science fiction comedy series. If you like high-mileage heroines, fast-paced satire, and meticulously crafted universes, then you’ll love Kerrie Noor’s otherworldly farce.? Shortlisted in the e-book Page Turner awards 2020. Buy Rebel Without A Clue to blast into a battle of the sexes today! “This would be a good book for fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, or Neil Gaiman.”?????  

Planet Hy Man is in turmoil. Her leader lost on earth. Will Mex rise to the challenge or fade faster than her hair dye? Mex is heading for the Edinburgh Festival in search of lost energy. Hot on her heels is Beryl, her leader who has already dropped Mex in it once and may do again. Beryl has a planet to save and an arch rival to beat. A feat made near impossible considering her arch-rival has taken over Beryl’s “operations room” along with every high- tech spying equipment going. As time runs out Beryl turns to Mex. Mex having discovered gin hooks up with a troupe of performing transvestites, tosses her mobile to the wind, and delves into the seedier side of the festival. Saving Planet Hy Man could not be further from her mind if she was comatose. Will Beryl convince Mex to sober up and save their planet or will Mex stick with the padded bras and all who wear them? Rebel Without A Bra is the quirky second book in the Planet Hy Man science fiction comedy series. If you like high-mileage heroines, fast-paced satire, and meticulously crafted universes, then you’ll love Kerrie Noor’s otherworldly farce. Buy Rebel Without A Bra to blast into a battle of the sexes today! A cross between Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Alice in Wonderland and Red Dwarf, ?????