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GUIDE BOOK – They say knowledge is power—so just imagine the superiority you'll feel with all this useless junk, er, power. Seriously, which are you going to use more—some dumb algebra, or a list of what they call corndogs in various countries? I think we all know the answer. Hard-bound, debossed artwork cover. BOOK INCLUDES – Inside you'll find a comprehensive 160 pages, filled with all sorts of lists, charts and fun facts. This indispensable compendium of weirdly entertaining info will fill your brain with the stuff they didn't teach you in school, mainly because they'd have lost their accreditation if they did. EDUCATIONAL – The Useful Guide to Useless Facts that are Kinda Useful sneaks learning into your life through random, entertaining tidbits. It’s packed with quirky information—like why flamingos are pink or how a day on Venus is longer than a year—that might seem useless at first but can actually make you smarter, funnier, or the MVP at trivia night! GIFT IT UP - "A Useful Guide to Useless Facts that are Kinda Useful" makes a great gift because it’s like giving someone the ultimate toolkit for impressing strangers and confusing friends. It’s packed with random trivia—that’s totally useless... except when it’s just the thing you need to win an argument or sound like the smartest person in the room at a party. It’s the perfect way to look clever while actually being hilariously unhelpful, and it’s ideal for those who love a good laugh, a fun fact, and a way to turn every conversation into a quirky trivia contest. Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

EMERGENCY PICK-UP LINES – When words fail you (or you're just too flustered to be charming), this set of 100 double-sided cards comes to the rescue. Packed with flirty one-liners, awkward icebreakers, and hilariously questionable compliments, each card is your ticket to starting a conversation—or at least making someone laugh. Bonus: the back of each card has space for notes, doodles, or tracking your batting average. Because hey, flirting is a numbers game. FOR THOSE “OH NO, I NEED A LINE” MOMENTS – Whether you're out on the town, stuck in a meet-cute at the bookstore, or trying to text without sounding like a robot, this deck is your new secret weapon. Use it to charm strangers, flirt with friends, or just make yourself laugh in the mirror like the dazzling human you are. Keep a few in your pocket—you never know when you'll need to make a memorable first impression. VINTAGE STYLE, MODERN FLIRTING – Styled with retro vibes and just the right touch of wink-nudge nostalgia, these cards look like they could've been swiped from your cool uncle’s 1970s game night. But don’t worry—these pick-up lines are designed for today’s dating scene. Equal parts clever and cringe, they’re the perfect mix of old-school charm and current-day confidence. GIFT IT (OR FLIRT RESPONSIBLY) – This deck makes a hilarious gift for that friend who’s single and loving it (or single and deeply confused by it). Great for bachelorette parties, date nights, or just giving your situationship something to talk about. It’s cheeky, playful, and actually kind of useful. Bonus points if they actually use one of the lines in public—we dare you. BRASS MONKEY – We’re the brand that lives between roadside souvenirs and high-end design. Brass Monkey makes things people didn’t know they needed, but now can’t live without. Our products are equal parts clever and well-designed—with a sense of humor that’s just the right amount of wrong. If you like bold gifts, vintage looks, and jokes that toe the line, welcome to your new favorite thing.

GUIDE BOOK – Birds are beautiful majestic creatures—that happen to have names better suited for that guy who just cut you off in traffic. Features 160 pages, with illustrations and fun facts about all 75 birds. Hard-bound, debossed artwork cover. Impress people with both bird knowledge and witty comebacks. It’s a bird guide disguised as comedy gold! BOOK INCLUDES – Inside you'll find a comprehensive, illustrated guide to 75 of our species—based solely on how well their names roll off our tongues when we're mad. These are real birds by the way, which really makes you wonder what was going on the day they named 'roufous-rumped seedeater.' Geez, take it down a notch. EDUCATIONAL – The Illustrated Guide to Birds That Sound Like Insults introduces readers to real bird species they might not have known about, all while teaching fun facts about their habitats, behaviors, and characteristics. You’ll learn that the booby isn’t just a funny name—it’s a fascinating seabird with incredible diving skills. Plus, it’s a great way to sneak some ornithology into your life without feeling like you’re studying. GIFT IT UP - "An Illustrated Guide to Birds that Sound like Insults" makes a fantastic gift because it combines the joy of birdwatching with the fun of sounding incredibly rude—without actually being rude! It’s the perfect way to casually drop lines like, “You’re such a magpie!” or “Stop being a jackdaw!” and watch people wonder if they’ve just been insulted or complimented. With quirky illustrations and bird names that sound like insults (looking at you, booby), it’s ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, wildlife, and pretending to be a sarcastic bird expert at the same time! Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.