Sarah Fordová

Máte zahrádku? Nebo ji mají vaši známí? Pak je jasné, že se neobejdete bez nekompromisní strategie, s níž vytáhnete do boje proti zákeřnému nepříteli. Plíží se v trávě, sežere, na co přijde, je malý, houževnatý, slizký a gumový, a je všude. Zoologové pro něho jistě mají latinský vědecký název, nám ovšem postačí obyčejné české jméno: slimák. Dnešním dnem je konec neúčinným opatřením a okousané úrodě. Po přečtení našeho návodu a po jeho uvedení do praxe, už k vám žádný takový tvor nestrčí ani nos…eh, samozřejmě chci říct oko na stopce. Musíte si ovšem dát pozor, abyste při popisu ničivých aktivit a prohlížení neodolatelných obrázků neupadli smíchy ještě dřív, než si stačíte naplnit laserovou zbraň… vlastně stříkací pistoli smrtící směsí a přískoky se vyřítit na zahradu. Milovníky zvířat upozorňujeme, že spíš než o týrání zvířat jde o černý humor, a ne všechny postupy jsou hodny následování…

The perfect romantic gift. When it comes to finding perfect love, lobsters are the best. They don't care about gifts, unless they're homemade, or about grand gestures...lovely little ones will do! With your lobster, it's about the real stuff...lying on your back to watch clouds, tickling each other until you need to pee, or devouring a box set all in one go. Ways you will know you have found your lobster and not just fished out another crab: they will chuckle at the same jokes, let you share their fries and will buckle up to accompany you on this crazy ride called life.

A cute gift book full of hilarious and inspirational narwhal mantras.Let Narwhal show you the true meaning of a successful life. He is always prepared to put in the hours, whether he's nurturing his sea anemones or doing a big presentation to the reef. Feisty and passionate, Narwhal is no back-seat driver - he's always bursting with ideas, from how to break the ice at parties to how to tickle a fish. And when all around is in meltdown, he'll stay in control and bounce back with a cool head and a calm heart. To live a good and successful life there are a few simple things that Narwhal knows: - Believe in yourself. You are the bee's knees, even if like Narwhal you don't have any knees. - Listen more, chatter less... though a morning catch-up on last night's TV is absolutely essential. - Success has nothing to do with the size of your bank account; it is a life well lived and, of course, still being able to beat your kids at chess.

Kaktusy a jiné sukulenty jsou fascinující a nádherné rostliny. Tato praktická příručka vás srozumitelně a detailně seznámí s podmínkami úspěšného pěstování kaktusů a dodá sebedůvěru i naprostému začátečníkovi.

A cute gift book full of hilarious and inspirational narwhal mantras.Let Narwhal show you the true meaning of a successful life. He is always prepared to put in the hours, whether he's nurturing his sea anemones or doing a big presentation to the reef. Feisty and passionate, Narwhal is no back-seat driver - he's always bursting with ideas, from how to break the ice at parties to how to tickle a fish. And when all around is in meltdown, he'll stay in control and bounce back with a cool head and a calm heart. To live a good and successful life there are a few simple things that Narwhal knows: - Believe in yourself. You are the bee's knees, even if like Narwhal you don't have any knees. - Listen more, chatter less... though a morning catch-up on last night's TV is absolutely essential. - Success has nothing to do with the size of your bank account; it is a life well lived and, of course, still being able to beat your kids at chess.