Katie Kirby

From hilarious MEGA bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new diary in the phenomenal Lottie Brooks series! Today we brainstormed strategies to #GETAMBERBACK. Our top ideas are: Send her flowers Hypnotise her Kidnap her Tell everyone she smells like lasagne Emotionally blackmail her by making a BFF photo montage Just when Lottie thought life might be going back to normal, everything goes wrong again! Amber's hanging out with the Ultra Mean Girl Gang at school and is completely ignoring the Queens of Eight Green. Mum's gone back to work and expects Lottie to 'help around the house more', Bella keeps biting everyone and Pot Noodle will not stop sniffing every dog's bum. DISASTER! Now Lottie has to come up with a foolproof plan to get Amber back before her friendship group is destroyed forever. What could go wrong??? Join Lottie as she battles the mean girls, takes on school injections (apparently they can go through your arm!) and even more extremely embarrassing moments.

Je skvelé vypadnúť z domu, ale kto mal vedieť, že to bude takáto katastrofa? Lottie čaká po lete jesenný výlet do školy v prírode. Lenže školský výlet sa každým dňom mení na čoraz väčšiu katastrofu. Niektoré dievčatá v kempe sú MEGA protivné, Lottina najlepšia kamoška Jess sa celý čas baví iba s novou spolužiačkou Ishou, a aby toho nebolo málo, Lottie ktosi ukradne jej denník. Kto mohol tušiť, že obyčajný školský výlet prinesie toľko DRÁMY a OTRASNÝCH SITUÁCIÍ?!

Moriačia maska, trblietavé hovienko, zmasakrovaný vianočný škriatok... ALE nakoniec dopadne všetko (celkom) dobre MILÝ SANTA, tento rok si na Vianoce želám: - dvesto tyčiniek KitKat (balených po jednom, nie v multibaleniach) - aby Bella prestala na verejnosti vykrikovať „KAKA“ - nového brata, ktorý na mňa nebude vypúšťať prdy a nazývať ich „vzdušnými bozkami“ - aby ma Antoine alebo Daniel (neviem si vybrať) prekvapil nejakým veľkolepým romantickým gestom - peniaze (veľa peňazí) - nový denník (každý vždy zapíšem mega rýchlo!) S láskou, Lottie Cmuk

Moriačia maska, trblietavé hovienko, zmasakrovaný vianočný škriatok... ALE nakoniec dopadne všetko (celkom) dobre MILÝ SANTA, tento rok si na Vianoce želám: - dvesto tyčiniek KitKat (balených po jednom, nie v multibaleniach) - aby Bella prestala na verejnosti vykrikovať „KAKA“ - nového brata, ktorý na mňa nebude vypúšťať prdy a nazývať ich „vzdušnými bozkami“ - aby ma Antoine alebo Daniel (neviem si vybrať) prekvapil nejakým veľkolepým romantickým gestom - peniaze (veľa peňazí) - nový denník (každý vždy zapíšem mega rýchlo!) S láskou, Lottie Cmuk

From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks story. This time it's CHRISTMAS!!! Dear Santa, For Christmas this year, I would like: Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack) Baby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spaces A new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit' Antoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gesture Cash (lots of it!) A new diary (I'm really getting through them!) Lots of love, Lottie xxx PS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year? Lottie Brooks LOVES Christmas - there's presents, all the KitKat Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year, Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise visitors . . .), there's a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies won't stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf! Will Lottie survive the festivities intact or will she have to hide in the fort of shame until it's all over? Perfect for readers aged 9-12 and for fans of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, Dork Diaries and Wimpy Kid. Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks: My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath. My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!". My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever' Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion' Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries? Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks Book 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks Book 3: The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks Book 4: Lottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-Trip Book 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks Book 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks

From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks story. Lottie Brooks is BACK and she's as BRILLIANT as ever! At long last Lottie and Daniel are an official couple and everything seems to be going super well (except for Amber being increasingly mean and jealous, but what's new there?). Amber decides it's ludicrous that Lottie has a boyfriend and she doesn't so she decides to hand out applications forms at school and audition the most eligible Batchelors for the role. Jess also decides to reveal to the rest of the group that she might be gay, and that she might also have a crush on someone at school. Meanwhile Toby's new year's resolution is to get a dog, and for once Lottie and him see eye to eye, in fact the whole Brooks family are in agreement (except mum). Eventually they break mum down - enter the lovable cockapoo Pot Noodle who is lots of fun but VERY naughty and VERY destructive. Lottie soon finds having a new boyfriend and a new dog means she has little time for anyone else, leaving the Queens of Eight Green pretty upset. How is Lottie meant to keep everybody happy and stop Pot Noodle from pooing on the carpet?!

Ó nie, mám vyrážku. A pokrstila som ju menom Barbara… Lottie má už všetkého plné zuby! Napriek tomu je odhodlaná zdolať každý problém. Nesnaží sa viac zapôsobiť na Amber a nikto ju nevolá Uhorka. Lottie sa v škole zúčastní divadelného predstavenia, na ktorom má konečne možnosť oslniť očarujúceho Daniela spevom v kostýme kraba. Trampoty s chalanmi nemajú konca a navyše si s kamoškami Molly a Jess skáču do vlasov.

Konečně přišlo léto a Lottie má velké plány – sjíždět Instagram, snít o svojí mega velké lásce Danielovi a opalovat se u bazénu na rodinné dovolené ve Francii. Pak ale potká Antoina, a nová láska je na světě. A vůbec nevadí, že je mezi nimi jazyková bariéra, protože tenhle týpek vypadá fakt dobře! Jenže proč má zrovna teď, když možná dostane první polibek, v puse rovnátka???

Konečne príde leto a Lottie má VEĽKÉ plány – chystá sa surfovať po instagrame, snívať o svojej MEGALÁSKE Danielovi a chytať bronz pri bazéne na rodinnej dovolenke vo Francúzsku. Tam sa Lottie zoznámi s KRÁSAVCOM Antoinom. Keďže nevie až tak dobre po francúzsky, s debatovaním je trocha problém, ale čo na tom, keď tak dobre vyzerá?

Lottie Brooks continues to navigate the many perils of growing up in this fantastically funny illustrated series for a 9-12 audience, filled with friendship, embarrassing moments and plenty of lols. Woe is me. So much is wrong in my life... Still look like a tomato Am stuck indoors whilst my friends go bowling without me (rude) My parents are leaving me to go out on a 'Date Night'. GROSS! After a summer of meeting handsome French boys and getting a tiny bit sunburnt. OK, fine - a lot sunburnt, Lottie's heading off on a week-long residential school trip. A whole week away from embarrassing parents and Toby's tasty air biscuits! But the trip soon turns into a total disaster. The other girls staying at the camp are MEGA-MEAN, best friend Jess is spending all her time with new girl Isha, and Lottie's diary gets stolen! Who knew a school trip could cause so much DRAMA?!

A kimerült szülők hőskölteménye! Minden, amiről nem beszélnek a szülői útmutatókban. Ez a könyv nem útmutató. Nem fogja megmondani, hogyan kell elaltatni a babát, hogyan kell kezelni kisgyermek dührohamait, hogyan lehetsz jó szülő, menő szülő vagy akár rendhagyó szülő. Ez egy olyan gyermeknevelési könyv, ami kerüli, hogy elhalmozzon tanácsokkal. Ehelyett lenyűgözően őszinte megfigyeléseket oszt meg a szülői frontvonalról, amelyek bemutatják, hogy tökéletesen lehetséges teljes szívedből szeretni a gyermekeidet, miközben hihetetlenül irritálónak érzed őket. Túlélőkönyv a várandósságtól az iskolakezdésig! Végigvezet a szülői lét izgalmas, frusztráló, dühítő és csodálatos forgatagán, szolidaritást és barátságos ölelést kínálva egy nehéz nap után. Lelazít, akár egy pohár gin.

Lottie Brooks is BACK for more extremely embarrassing adventures as she goes on holiday and gets her very first boyfriend! THINGS THAT ARE RUBBISH IN MY LIFE: · Have the most disgusting little brother in the entire world · Have to get braces when am on the brink of having my first kiss · Mum is making cottage pie for dinner. VOM. Finally summer has arrived and Lottie has BIG plans - scrolling through Instagram, dreaming about MEGA-crush Daniel and sunbathing by the pool on their family holiday to France. Then Lottie meets new CRUSH Antoine. The language is a tiny bit of a barrier but does it matter when he's THAT good looking?

Druhé pololetí je tady a Lottie Brooksová je připravena čelit čemukoli. S kamarádkami Jess a Molly po boku to jistě půjde samo. Už se nebude snažit udělat dojem na Amber a Poppy. A nikdo už jí rozhodně nebude říkat Holkokurko. Taky se začíná nacvičovat jarní muzikál, a Lottie tak bude mít možnost oslnit Daniela svým talentem jako zpívající korýš. To je přece šance! Pak se ale něco zvrtne a přátelství s Jess a Molly přestane fungovat. Co si jen počne? Tři přece nejsou tak moc, nebo jo?

The hilarious new sequel to The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks by the bestselling creator of Hurrah for Gin. Lottie Brooks is back for spring term at secondary school and ready to face anything. No more trying to impress mean girl Amber. And absolutely no more being nicknamed Cucumber Girl. A lead role in the spring musical gives Lottie a chance to dazzle her mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crab but it's not all singing and dancing at Kingswood High. Lottie's friendship with Molly and Jess seems to be falling apart no matter how hard she tries to keep her BFFs together. Is Lottie on track for another epic friendship fail?

Buď sama sebou, i když to není vždycky terno! Zábavný deník ze života jedné trhlé holky. Lottie Brooksové je jedenáct a tři čtvrtě a její život už oficiálně nestojí za nic. Na druhý stupeň nastupuje bez kamarádů, úžasných vlnitých vlasů a s hrudníkem příliš plochým na to, aby vůbec nosila podprsenku. Možná by se měla na všechno vykašlat a po boku svých křečků Profesora Barnabáše Kvíkala a Kuličky III. raději upadnout do hibernace... Sledujte, jak se Lottie popere s nástrahami dospívání – o ztřeštěné příhody, zábavu a trapasy rozhodně nebude nouze!

Lottie Brooks is 11 3/4 and her life is ALREADY officially over. Not only is she about to start high school without any friends or glamorous swooshy hair, she's just discovered she's too flat-chested to wear A BRA! She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her hamsters Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third. Lottie navigates the perils of growing up in this fantastically funny new illustrated series for pre-teens filled with friendship, embarrassing moments and, of course, KitKat Chunkys. The first book in the hilarious new series for children by the bestselling creator of Hurrah For Gin. Perfect for fans of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging and Dork Diaries. Praise for Lottie Brooks 'As the mother of a ten year old hoodie gamer girl, it is a joy to see the screens off. No amount of coaxing about the utter joy of a book had worked before, but Katie has managed to capture what this group think and feel in a positive, gently parent-mocking, life-affirming fashion.' Becci, Amazon 'My daughter is 12 and I cannot get her to read. However, I bought her a copy of The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks . . . and she's hooked!' - Vickles, Mumsnet