Sam Tschida

Bridget Jones?s Diary meets What We Do in the Shadows in this hilarious contemporary rom-com about a 300-year-old single vampire who inherits a fixer-upper in a quaint town in VermontNothing sucks more than dating?especially when you''ve been bad at it for three centuries.Tiffenie Ruba is 300 years old and still doesn?t have her life together. She doesn?t own a home?typical for a Millennial, which she often gets mistaken for?and she hasn?t had a relationship in forever (almost literally). When she?s not working at the local blood bank, she?s watching Hallmark movies with her cat. Tiffenie has an eternity to go but she knows she can?t go on like this.But when she suddenly inherits a charming inn in the picture-perfect town of Valentine, Vermont (due to a case of mistaken?okay, stolen?identity), she has a chance to live out all of her Hallmark fantasies.Unfortunately, she has to bring along a new vampire she accidentally created, pretend to be someone else, and navigate a love triangle with a hot Christmas tree farmer and her old master Vlad, who she?s still totally mad at. Can she pull it all off?and finally learn a lesson along the way?With biting wit, a dash of spice, and the cozy warmth of a great Hallmark movie, Undead and Unwed will make you laugh until you cry as Tiffenie bungles her way toward self-improvement and true love.

Mia je mileniálka, ale po úraze hlavy má pocit, akoby sa narodila len včera. Keď sa preberie z kómy s krátkodobou amnéziou, nespomína si ani na svoje meno. Má však cool účes, na sebe šaty Prada a v kabelke červený rúž značky Chanel. Zdá sa, že je bohatá, ale jediný spôsob, ako si to môže overiť, je vyskladať si cez Instagram svoj doterajší život. Kto bola Mia predtým, ako sa prebudila v nemocnici? A ako do jej príbehu zapadá majiteľ čokoládového impéria, francúzsky miliardár JP? Nie je už príliš neskoro, aby Mia prepísala svoj príbeh? Postupne aj vďaka sociálnym sieťam Mia zisťuje, že jej zranenie hlavy nebola až taká náhoda a jej život nebol taký šťastný a dokonalý, ako by sa na prvý pohľad zdalo.